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“滚” “能换一种说法吗?” “蹿吧,孩儿” “能文明一点吗?” “去吧,皮卡丘” “能高大上一点吗?” “奔跑吧,兄弟” “能再上档次点吗?” “世界这么大,你怎么不去看看” “能有点诗意吗?” “你来人间一趟,你要看看太阳。” “能有点鼓动性吗?” “奔涌吧,后浪!”
卖核弹的小女孩一夜一个核弹都没卖出去,她冷极了,点燃了一个核弹,全镇子人都见到了她的祖母。
小蚂蚁迷路找不到蚁窝,可捉急了,恰好看到它的朋友经过,于是冲过去大喊一声:“哥们儿!你...你都如何回蚁窝?” 那朋友一愣,然后反问道“带...带...带着笑或是很沉默?”
你胸都平的碰上去都没感觉。” “地球是圆的,可你站的地面是平的,你知道为啥吗?因为它大!”
有天去朋友家玩,晚上在朋友家过夜,因为是夏天比较热,但是我又想盖被子,所以我跟他说,我需要一个小点的被子,能盖住肚脐就行了,半夜醒了的时候,看到自己的肚脐上盖着一块眼镜布 最后,美图一张
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